BOXY$BOXY
Illustrated Boxy, a gray cat with an impossibly square head, overlooking a crowd of cats in a sunset valley.
A SQUARE CAT IN A ROUND WORLD.[ CAT DETECTED ]

CATS ARE ROUND.
HE ISN’T.

$BOXY

FOUR SIDES.
ZERO THOUGHTS.

MEET THE CAT ↓
BUILT DIFFERENT.
LITERALLY.
FIG. 01 — THE CAT WAS NEVER ROUND.SCROLL TO ACCEPT IT ↓1254 × 1254 / JPEG
01 / THE ARCHIVE6 FILES. NO CONTEXT.

INTERNET
EVIDENCE.

DO NOT ASK WHERE
THESE CAME FROM.

ALL FILES ARE SQUARE AT HEART.END OF FOLDER_
02 / AN UNNECESSARY EXPERIMENT[ DO NOT ROUND ]

THE ROUNDING
MACHINE.

Some things should
never be adjusted.

↘ GO ON. TRY IT.
SUBJECT: BOXY
RECOMMENDED RADIUS: 0px
OTHER ACCEPTABLE RADII: NONE
boxy_properties.exe
X: 0 / Y: 0CAT INTEGRITY: SQUARE
0px
0pxUNACCEPTABLE →

PERFECT.

03 / THE PROPHECY

In the beginning,
cats were round.

Nobody questioned it.
Then he appeared.

FOUR SIDES.
ZERO
THOUGHTS.

his name is boxy.

NO FURTHER EXPLANATION EXISTS.
The square cat ascends into sunlight. The round cats look on.EXHIBIT A / THE APPEARANCE
THE SQUARE
CHOSE HIM.+
04 / COPY. PASTE. STAY SQUARE.$BOXY

THE ONLY NUMBER
THAT MATTERS.

CONTRACT ADDRESSNOT ANNOUNCED YET
YOUR_CA_HERE

FOUR SIDES.
YOU KNOW THE REST.

BUY BOXY ↗
Boxy resting in the heavens, surrounded by golden sunlight and clouds.
05 / NOTHING LEFT TO PROVE[ STILL SQUARE ]

AND ON THE FOURTH SIDE,
HE RESTED.

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BUY BOXY ↗
THE WORLD KEPT TURNING. HE JUST SAT THERE.